by TheTug | Dec 1, 2017 | Science
As resident frustration increases due to continued delays in the opening of the Sarah Long Bridge, officials were forced today to reveal that the delays are due to waiting for an ancient locomotive to be finally removed from the river before construction can be...
by TheTug | Sep 25, 2017 | Around Town, Science
Local residents outraged over recent property re-assessments throughout town were given some explanation for the sudden drastic increase, in a press release stating the Lazenby family had struck oil on their property. “No one really suspected there’d be oil along the...
by TheTug | Sep 22, 2016 | Government, Science
There was some respite from the ongoing drought in the Seacoast as a successful ritual sacrifice by the City of Portsmouth first brought heavy thunderstorms last weekend, and then again this weekend Sunday evening into Monday. “We were weighing all of our options,”...
by TheTug | Sep 2, 2016 | Science
After a unanimous vote by city council to spend general budget funds on the project, renowned wildlife scientist Dr. Merg Gerblestein has been contracted to study the baffling migration patterns of High Fivicus, or as locals call them, the feral Page patron....
