by TheTug | Jul 12, 2019 | Uncategorized
The City of Porstmouth (formerly Portsmouth) unveiled its new name and logo Monday after an emergency work session by eight members of the City Council and some quick work by an intern – work absolutely unrelated to a perceived misspelling on a tattoo recently...
by TheTug | Jul 9, 2019 | Arts & Culture, Crime
After a pervasive wave of mediocre graffiti, the DPW and PPD have teamed up on a counter-graffiti task force to dissuade the vandals by just drawing dicks on everything. “Honestly, we just haven’t had the manpower to catch them in the act,” said Portsmouth Chief of...
by TheTug | Mar 11, 2019 | Arts & Culture, Government
March 11th 2159 Portsmouth – A meeting intended to unite the survivors of the Battle of the Shipyard Husks against a common threat with a plan to build a ramshackle shelter in the McIntyre building drew mixed reviews last Tuesday. “The Cloud comes for us all:...
by TheTug | Jan 8, 2019 | Arts & Culture, Government
Following a long and grueling process involving city officials, city council, the Historic District Commission, and the National Parks Service, the master plan for the redevelopment of the McIntyre building on Daniel Street was finally settled Monday night to become a...
by TheTug | Jan 3, 2019 | Business, Crime, Dining
An historic building at 14 Market Square, home of the only Portsmouth public bathrooms (with attached coffee shop), has been transferred in an hostile takeover from the Govoni family to Southern New Hampshire’s powerful Faro syndicate. “We’ve been eyeing Govoni’s...
