by TheTug | Nov 5, 2021 | Crime, Government
After the unfortunate collapse of yet another evil scheme, the enigmatic cartoon duo Mark Brighton and Esther Kennedy returned to their laboratory hideout deep within the Pierce Island Wastewater Treatment Plant to plan again for tomorrow night. “I was so close,” said...
by TheTug | Sep 25, 2020 | Crime, Government
In a pre-emptive maneuver against the upcoming City Council vote on the results of her ethics committee hearing, the Councilor formerly known as Esther Kennedy has legally changed her name to a symbol identical to the Seal of the City of Portsmouth. “Shortly after the...
by TheTug | Oct 28, 2019 | Arts & Culture, Crime, Family
As the city approaches the time of the year when the veil is thin and people are dusting off their best “sexy Mayor Foley” costume, the Tug is pleased to announce the first in a series of exclusive interviews with famous Portsmouth residents thanks to the...
by TheTug | Oct 8, 2019 | Government
As Portsmouth residents let out a collective sigh at the pageantry and sign pollution destined to come about every two years, The Tug is prepared to provide the hard hitting questions that city council candidates truly deserve. This year, we asked our readers for some...
by TheTug | Jul 12, 2019 | Uncategorized
The City of Porstmouth (formerly Portsmouth) unveiled its new name and logo Monday after an emergency work session by eight members of the City Council and some quick work by an intern – work absolutely unrelated to a perceived misspelling on a tattoo recently...
