The Tug invites all Portsmouth City Council candidates to answer the following questions. We will publish all answers submitted back to us. Since we do not have every candidate’s email, we ask that you pass these questions along to any candidates you might know. Lol! Just kidding. We know you’re all reading this. Please send responses to email@example.com
Candidate Questions 2018
Do you like the Tug and what is your understanding of how website hosting works?
Would you rather fight one Blalock-sized Pearson, or 3 Pearson-sized Blalocks?
Tell us a secret about yourself that might negatively affect your campaign. Please keep it under 140 characters so it is convenient to Tweet and paint on an overpass.
Are you passionate about Portsmouth? Enough to literally have sex with it? Don’t think about it too long, the mechanics are confusing.
If you press this button, one random candidate you don’t support will never get on the council, but one random candidate you do support will never eat bacon again in their lifetime. Do you press the button?
What is your all time favorite conspiracy theory?
Finally, there’s AN historic trolley speeding down the track, coming to AN historic junction. You are standing at the historically designed switch box, dressed historically. One track leads to a set of luxury condos. On the other, a new parking garage. Do you pull the switch to save the condos, or the parking?