Steven Ruins Vibe at Vital Design

The vibe at one of New Hampshire’s fastest growing companies, Vital Design, died this Monday, and it’s all Steven Buzzell’s fault.  After years of careful culture cultivation and expert workplace vibe enhancement, everything came crashing down after Vital hired the...

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Friendly Toast Changes Name, Logo

After more than a dozen negative reviews across web and social media indicating that the staff at the Friendly Toast in downtown Portsmouth NH was now too friendly, the ownership at the iconic restaurant decided to rebrand. The restaurant revealed the new name in a...

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The Tug Hires Basically The Avengers But With Lawyers

The Tug, a subsidiary of HarborCorp, has retained a team of lawyers that makes every other group of lawyers look like a flock of dumb assholes, sources said Thursday. The ultra-expensive power move comes as a surprise considering the broad Constitutional freedoms the...

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Actors in Play Praise Play that They’re in

The play, which you’re going to have to see, is at least two hours long, and is generating a level of excitement from the cast that will lead to truly disastrous social consequences should you choose not to attend. “No really, I know I say every show I’m involved with...

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Proposed Watering Ban Angers Citizens

A watering ban proposed by city officials has caused some Portsmouth residents to finally start giving a shit about the city’s water supply. The proposed ban comes on the heels of a particularly dry season which has lead to restrictions or bans in 115 different...

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