Tug’s Top Ten Holiday Gift Guide

Tug’s Top Ten Holiday Gift Guide Shop local!   It’s that time of year again. Time to go into overdraft trying in vain to make your family and friends happy knowing full well you are going to be a constant disappointment to everyone around you no matter what you...

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City Offers Real Housing From Fake Village

In response to a deepening housing shortage and housing affordability crisis in Portsmouth, Mayor Jack Blalock announced yesterday that the city would allow private citizens to move into an entire section of Strawbery Banke, with a few restrictions. “Without a...

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Portsmouth Halloween Parade Announces New Route

In a stunning break from tradition, the Portsmouth Halloween Parade today announced that it would be changing its route significantly in the run-up to the parade this evening. “I know it’s last minute, but Halloween is about making ghosts happy, so we’re going to put...

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Portsmouth Gets All Fucked Up on Halloween

You know what time of year it is Portsmouth. Time to get scared! That’s right, it’s Halloween: the only holiday for cool people and sex havers. Fuck Christmas, fuck Memorial Day, fuck the Fourth of July. Halloween is pound-for-pound the most ferocious holiday in...

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Thirsty Moose Website Probably Hacked

  The Thirsty Moose website has been converted into a pornographic site allowing locals to meet up with 18 year old girls who are ready to bang. Thirsty Moose owner, Joe Kelley swears it wasn’t him.   “I swear to God, guys, this was not me,” swore Kelley, like we...

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Steven Ruins Vibe at Vital Design

The vibe at one of New Hampshire’s fastest growing companies, Vital Design, died this Monday, and it’s all Steven Buzzell’s fault.  After years of careful culture cultivation and expert workplace vibe enhancement, everything came crashing down after Vital hired the...

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