Thirsty Moose Website Probably Hacked

Thirsty Moose Website Probably Hacked

  The Thirsty Moose website has been converted into a pornographic site allowing locals to meet up with 18 year old girls who are ready to bang. Thirsty Moose owner, Joe Kelley swears it wasn’t him.   “I swear to God, guys, this was not me,” swore Kelley, like we said...
The Tug Hires Basically The Avengers But With Lawyers

The Tug Hires Basically The Avengers But With Lawyers

The Tug, a subsidiary of HarborCorp, has retained a team of lawyers that makes every other group of lawyers look like a flock of dumb assholes, sources said Thursday. The ultra-expensive power move comes as a surprise considering the broad Constitutional freedoms the...