Councilor Denton Found Bagged in Alley

Councilor Denton Found Bagged in Alley

Veteran, noted freedom fighter and Portsmouth City Councillor Josh Denton narrowly escaped suffocation when he was discovered unconscious and clinging to life Tuesday night next to a dumpster on Custom House Lane behind the Press Room naked with his hands bound and a...
Portsmouth Police Log 12/31/16 – 1/1/17

Portsmouth Police Log 12/31/16 – 1/1/17

7:30am: Responded to a call from a Gates Street resident that the nearby fire hydrant was making a vague whooshing sound. It kind of was. 9:01am: Responded to a Middle street accident. Car vs. Box truck. Box truck won. Cited bystanders for illegal gambling. 10:35am:...
Thirsty Moose Website Probably Hacked

Thirsty Moose Website Probably Hacked

  The Thirsty Moose website has been converted into a pornographic site allowing locals to meet up with 18 year old girls who are ready to bang. Thirsty Moose owner, Joe Kelley swears it wasn’t him.   “I swear to God, guys, this was not me,” swore Kelley, like we...
The Tug Hires Basically The Avengers But With Lawyers

The Tug Hires Basically The Avengers But With Lawyers

The Tug, a subsidiary of HarborCorp, has retained a team of lawyers that makes every other group of lawyers look like a flock of dumb assholes, sources said Thursday. The ultra-expensive power move comes as a surprise considering the broad Constitutional freedoms the...