Tug writers escape from captivity in SRT smuggler tunnels

Tug writers escape from captivity in SRT smuggler tunnels

(posted by our Tug administrative assistants, who have been worried sick for months) Friends, it’s about time we leveled with you. News of our demise has been greatly exaggerated, and boy do we have a story to tell you. This started, approximately, the week after the...
Artspeak Conspiracy Unearthed

Artspeak Conspiracy Unearthed

News broke Tuesday of an alleged plot by the city cultural commission Artspeak, exposed by amateur investigative journalism of a group lead by former city councilor Esther Kennedy. Kennedy and a group of concerned citizens, who recently made news for being...
Councilor Denton Found Bagged in Alley

Councilor Denton Found Bagged in Alley

Veteran, noted freedom fighter and Portsmouth City Councillor Josh Denton narrowly escaped suffocation when he was discovered unconscious and clinging to life Tuesday night next to a dumpster on Custom House Lane behind the Press Room naked with his hands bound and a...
Portsmouth Police Log 12/31/16 – 1/1/17

Portsmouth Police Log 12/31/16 – 1/1/17

7:30am: Responded to a call from a Gates Street resident that the nearby fire hydrant was making a vague whooshing sound. It kind of was. 9:01am: Responded to a Middle street accident. Car vs. Box truck. Box truck won. Cited bystanders for illegal gambling. 10:35am:...