Portsmouth Gets All Fucked Up on Halloween

Portsmouth Gets All Fucked Up on Halloween

You know what time of year it is Portsmouth. Time to get scared! That’s right, it’s Halloween: the only holiday for cool people and sex havers. Fuck Christmas, fuck Memorial Day, fuck the Fourth of July. Halloween is pound-for-pound the most ferocious holiday in...
Actors in Play Praise Play that They’re in

Actors in Play Praise Play that They’re in

The play, which you’re going to have to see, is at least two hours long, and is generating a level of excitement from the cast that will lead to truly disastrous social consequences should you choose not to attend. “No really, I know I say every show I’m involved with...
Bruce Pingree Celebrates Eleventy-First Birthday

Bruce Pingree Celebrates Eleventy-First Birthday

When Bruce Pingree, proprietor of the Press Room and general man about town, announced that he would be celebrating his one hundred and eleventh birthday with a lavish party in the bar he’s been involved with for almost four decades, Portsmouth reacted with...
Portsmouth Photog Michael Winters Takes a Bad Photo

Portsmouth Photog Michael Winters Takes a Bad Photo

Esteemed Portsmouth photographer, Michael Winters, took a bad photo over the weekend sources report. The photo, posted unironically to social media, left the Portsmouth arts community reeling. “I clicked the ‘wow’ reaction because I didn’t know what else to do” said...