by TheTug | Jul 9, 2019 | Arts & Culture, Crime
After a pervasive wave of mediocre graffiti, the DPW and PPD have teamed up on a counter-graffiti task force to dissuade the vandals by just drawing dicks on everything. “Honestly, we just haven’t had the manpower to catch them in the act,” said Portsmouth Chief of...
by TheTug | Mar 11, 2019 | Arts & Culture, Government
March 11th 2159 Portsmouth – A meeting intended to unite the survivors of the Battle of the Shipyard Husks against a common threat with a plan to build a ramshackle shelter in the McIntyre building drew mixed reviews last Tuesday. “The Cloud comes for us all:...
by TheTug | Jan 8, 2019 | Arts & Culture, Government
Following a long and grueling process involving city officials, city council, the Historic District Commission, and the National Parks Service, the master plan for the redevelopment of the McIntyre building on Daniel Street was finally settled Monday night to become a...
by TheTug | Jun 20, 2017 | Arts & Culture, Crime, Government
Portsmouth, Sunday June 18th – A quiet night of music turned to tragedy Sunday night as a mother passed away unexpectedly at Prescott Park Arts Festival in what experts are saying was a preventable tragedy. Julie Eastman, mother of three, began to experience...
by TheTug | Feb 19, 2017 | Arts & Culture
Now that the final Prescott Park Master Plan has been approved with a weak-ass temporary stage setup, Prescott Park Arts Festival (PPAF) director Ben Anderson said that all this nonsense has finally crossed a line, stating “Fuck it, we’re building it anyway.” Experts...
by TheTug | Oct 23, 2016 | Arts & Culture
You know what time of year it is Portsmouth. Time to get scared! That’s right, it’s Halloween: the only holiday for cool people and sex havers. Fuck Christmas, fuck Memorial Day, fuck the Fourth of July. Halloween is pound-for-pound the most ferocious holiday in...
